December "Colbyisms"

********* Your NOT Santa *********
Colby's Uncle Travis called him in the beginning of December to ask him what he wanted for Christmas, Colby pauses on the phone, then goes, "Your Not Santa"


******** Santa Baby**********
We were sitting in church when Colby noticed a baby girl two rows back in a cute little "santa" outfit, he looks at me and goes, "Mom that is a santa baby", I nod my head to agree and then Colby all of a sudden (yes in the middle of everything) started singing, "Santa Baby", ".... Coming Down the Chimney Tonight" Allen, I and everyone else started laughing.

Being Fired

When Allen and I first got married if Allen didn't agree with how I did stuff (aka iron etc..) he would say I was fired. I kept telling him that under my definition of being fired that 'ment I didn't have to do it anymore. He quickly learned it wasn't a good idea to complain! Well to my surprise the other day I was driving home when Colby belted out, "Mom your fired" Me and Allen started to laugh very hard (which of course is what he wanted) I never realized what I was being fired for, but I did realize that maybe Allen didn't quit saying that phrase after all, I just became use to it. Now of course we gave Colby the reaction he wanted so I'm sure I'll be fired all the time.

A 4 year olds perspective of my life. . .

Colby was driving home with mommy after playing "house" with his cousin Caitlin, below is the conversation we had.
"Your not my mom" Said Colby
"I'm Not?" I asked, "Who is?"
"No one" Colby replied
"Oh really? Then who is going to tuck you in at night?" I asked
"No one" Colby said
"Okay, then who is going to give you hugs and kisses?" I tried
"No one'
After going on and on like this I thought I would get him, "okay then who is going to give you chocolate milk?"
Well he got me, "I will get my own" he replied.
"Okay I give up then, Who am I then??"
"Your Heather"
"Okay and what do I do then?" I asked
"You clean the kitchen" He replied so causally.