Especially for all you Working Moms out there!

I Double Dare you guys to all do at least ONE of these, I'll do #11 and #15
A little something to brighten your day.>>>>20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity>>>>
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.>>>>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.>>>>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.>>>>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In.">>>>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.>>6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds">>>>7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy.">>>>8 . Don 't use any punctuation>>>>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.>>>>10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.>>>>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go.">>>>12. Sing Along At The Opera>>>>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme>>>>14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.>>>>15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.>>>>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.>>>>17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!">>>>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!">>>>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."